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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Dylan (chrunchy) |
| Race Number | 1276 |
| Date | Sat, 4 Mar 2023 12:42:04 |
| Speed |
98 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | grommonon (2nd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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