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Racer Chris (chsanfor)
Race Number 2479
Date Fri, 5 Apr 2019 22:51:55
Speed 90 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents cooldigs (4th place)

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody! Peace, man.
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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