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Race Number 991
Date Tue, 11 Aug 2015 11:31:37
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents cazziebeans (3rd place) kaveelulz (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)