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Pit Stop
Racer Haley (clockworkkeys)
Race Number 12
Date Thu, 23 Jul 2015 16:09:31
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.7%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents jack18 (1st place) magicsauce (5th place) neraa (3rd place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)