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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Coffee (coffee_drinker) |
| Race Number | 7 |
| Date | Sat, 18 Sep 2021 6:43:31 |
| Speed |
37 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93.9% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | divyatejas (2nd place) |
Text typed:
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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