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Race Result Details |
| Racer | ihavearthritis (coffeemarquis) |
| Race Number | 1 |
| Date | Tue, 15 Dec 2020 19:05:35 |
| Speed |
64 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.4% |
| Rank | 7th place (out of 10) |
| Opponents | bigdog2908 (5th place) boring_nick (2nd place) jhonathan0803 (10th place) kostas123ftw (6th place) muschuu (9th place) purrrley (4th place) themushmoo (8th place) vampyrgamer (3rd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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