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Pit Stop
Racer Colgate (colgate_good)
Race Number 406
Date Sat, 8 Feb 2025 15:26:59
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents 7xxf (1st place) dontwaitforme (2nd place) megatrevornant (5th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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