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Pit Stop
Racer Sam!! (coolsquid)
Race Number 11
Date Thu, 12 Dec 2013 5:24:21
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents fyda (1st place) qwertrewq (4th place) trueaverage (2nd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)