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Pit Stop
Racer johan (cristalkyser)
Race Number 2
Date Wed, 18 Jan 2017 1:03:47
Speed 28 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.5%
Rank 8th place (out of 6)
Opponents czelitez (3rd place) darkismyway (1st place) nicohan7 (6th place) stesaliziant (7th place) timothy651 (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)