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Pit Stop
Racer CustomVanities (customvanities)
Race Number 46
Date Mon, 22 Jun 2015 16:49:42
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents foreverjump (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)