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Racer Chris (d3c1v3r)
Race Number 17
Date Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:09:09
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 86.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents bbcujelly (1st place) frobist (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)