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Racer Dimitri (d_i_m_i_t_r_i_1)
Race Number 139
Date Mon, 9 Nov 2020 15:51:15
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents dumthedum (1st place) swirlinggeek (2nd place)

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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
— (movie) by John Hughes (see stats)

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