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Pit Stop
Racer daki (dakiracer)
Race Number 11
Date Fri, 17 Nov 2017 19:41:06
Speed 48 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.7%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents mikerubby (1st place) thegoat00 (3rd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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