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Pit Stop
Racer Darik (daniel_de_darik)
Race Number 1586
Date Sat, 16 Mar 2019 20:43:32
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents iqjoel (3rd place) kendozin (1st place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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