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Race Result Details |
| Racer | austin (datevis) |
| Race Number | 117 |
| Date | Tue, 17 Aug 2021 2:22:07 |
| Speed |
61 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.1% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 2) |
| Opponents | peepodog (1st place) |
Text typed:
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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