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Pit Stop
Racer Alberto (daultay)
Race Number 90
Date Sat, 23 Dec 2017 12:08:05
Speed 65 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents luminariasjc (1st place)

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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
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