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Race Result Details |
| Racer | YOUR DAD (daveytheboss) |
| Race Number | 39 |
| Date | Fri, 10 Feb 2017 19:22:18 |
| Speed |
31 WPM
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| Accuracy | 92.3% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 9) |
| Opponents | bobbigiy (2nd place) mattboss813 (3rd place) nypd (5th place) policeofficers (1st place) |
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He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.
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by William Kotzwinkle
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