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Racer David (davidnile)
Race Number 66
Date Fri, 30 Apr 2021 0:37:45
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents faster_babe (4th place) gyrsulci (2nd place) mygee (1st place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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