Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer David (davidnquach)
Race Number 2
Date Fri, 13 Oct 2017 19:29:00
Speed 64 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents corgilobster (1st place) docpavement (3rd place) ryer (2nd place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

Typing Review: