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Racer Jack (dayzephrine)
Race Number 92
Date Thu, 18 Dec 2014 13:20:24
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 83.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents seannliew (1st place) spiderlouis1 (3rd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)