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Pit Stop
Racer Daniel (dbillett1)
Race Number 4223
Date Tue, 13 Aug 2013 18:12:53
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents drleonardh (2nd place) iimu (1st place) init2winit (4th place) oskr3 (3rd place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)