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Racer David (ddrewp)
Race Number 17
Date Thu, 31 Jan 2019 0:12:15
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents ed72 (3rd place) haotingz (2nd place)

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I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in which list I reckon all cottagers, laborers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no gentleman would repine to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent nutritive meat, when he hath only some particular friend or his own family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord, and grow popular among his tenants; the mother will have eight shillings net profit, and be fit for work till she produces another child.
— (book) by Jonathan Swift (see stats)

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