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Racer Andrew (deadye)
Race Number 117
Date Mon, 3 Feb 2014 18:30:48
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents bordo_marjetica (3rd place) clarkwell (4th place) jared779 (5th place) thathearty (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)