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Pit Stop
Racer Russell (debonair86)
Race Number 103
Date Sat, 9 Nov 2013 17:00:15
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents pbh19950 (2nd place) rivez (3rd place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)