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Pit Stop
Racer Deann (deecat)
Race Number 53
Date Sat, 28 Apr 2018 17:21:03
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.9%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents darthcorey93 (1st place) imperpetualmachine (4th place) kyuche (2nd place)

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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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