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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Deliverator (deliverator)
Race Number 60
Date Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:14:59
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.3%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents bruteforesight (2nd place) cidmctab (4th place) deusdeceit (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)