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Pit Stop
Racer Demancer (demancer)
Race Number 11799
Date Sun, 14 Dec 2014 3:43:26
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents iotku (3rd place) sargon92 (5th place) tienc (4th place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)