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Racer Desi (desimunda)
Race Number 81
Date Sat, 7 May 2016 19:04:29
Speed 108 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents greytwa (2nd place) ivankeyz (3rd place) neowhatever (4th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)