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Racer Devourer (devourerwhiskas)
Race Number 222
Date Thu, 19 Jan 2023 0:21:08
Speed 53 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents drekmang (2nd place) stervel (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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