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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer J™♥ (diabolosjb)
Race Number 1269
Date Sun, 26 Jan 2014 0:08:38
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents mynameisrainy (1st place) pawal001 (4th place) typingisveryfun (2nd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)