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Racer divergian (divergian)
Race Number 82
Date Thu, 31 Aug 2017 21:02:36
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents aljo5 (2nd place) reallaugh (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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