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Racer Matt (docpavement)
Race Number 122
Date Fri, 13 Oct 2017 19:28:52
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.7%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents corgilobster (1st place) davidnquach (5th place) ryer (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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