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Racer niggasintheclub (doingaegisreflector)
Race Number 23
Date Sat, 4 May 2013 4:26:11
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.7%
Rank 8th place (out of 8)
Opponents combofiesta (6th place) koreanterran (2nd place) squidster (1st place) zoo2king (4th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)