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Pit Stop
Racer Randy (doubleslash)
Race Number 9
Date Fri, 25 Apr 2014 4:24:37
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents theenforcer (2nd place) thehiep8x (5th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)