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Racer Dr.Drunkenstein (dr_drunkenstein)
Race Number 1
Date Tue, 27 Jul 2021 15:04:08
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.7%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents maskdown (4th place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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