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Pit Stop
Racer Murl (edward09)
Race Number 39
Date Tue, 11 Aug 2020 12:02:55
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents duckmoon99 (2nd place) iupgrade (1st place) ment_mender (5th place) x3tsubasa (4th place)

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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
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