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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Matthew (egg_m9) |
| Race Number | 35 |
| Date | Sat, 18 Apr 2020 9:12:47 |
| Speed |
46 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93.4% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | j01in30ng (3rd place) |
Text typed:
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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