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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Eli (ejgarey) |
| Race Number | 44 |
| Date | Sat, 18 Nov 2017 2:08:43 |
| Speed |
72 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.8% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | d0wny (1st place) emergencyegg (5th place) jimmythebestt (3rd place) noupdate (2nd place) |
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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