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Racer Elrendio (elrendio)
Race Number 163
Date Sun, 1 Apr 2018 15:18:53
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents chosenjuan (1st place) dailypants (5th place) milosolanki (4th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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