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typeracer

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Race Number 238
Date Wed, 8 Feb 2017 17:49:52
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents funkychickadoo (4th place) kareckman (3rd place)

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When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
— (book) by J. D. Salinger (see stats)