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Race Result Details |
| Racer | prebuilt board enjoyer (errornonamer) |
| Race Number | 244 |
| Date | Mon, 4 Apr 2022 13:17:44 |
| Speed |
98 WPM
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| Accuracy | 99.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | its_kojiro (3rd place) |
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The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and wooden stumps instead of proper legs, nor did I ever see one without an eyepatch. At first I thought they'd been wounded during their reckless attempts to board a prize, but I later learned that they were born that way, complete with hats and moustaches.
—
The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear
 (book)
by Walter Moers
(see stats)
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