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Racer Carlos (estevaoima)
Race Number 24688
Date Tue, 25 Apr 2017 13:24:31
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents leonardhagger@gmail.com (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)