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Racer Ozair (explodified)
Race Number 43
Date Mon, 12 Aug 2019 6:19:28
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents elitecub (1st place)

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Mostly, they talked about death. They agreed that being buried seemed too claustrophobic, and Bill didn't want to be cremated after he'd read that the intense heat boils fluids in the skull until your head explodes. He decided that he'd want his body shot off into space in a rocket ship. He figured it'd be too expensive to launch the weight of his entire body, but maybe just sending his head into space would be enough, preferably in front of a little window.
— (movie) by Don Hertzfeldt (see stats)

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