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Racer Corey (explodingunicorn)
Race Number 100
Date Thu, 5 May 2016 20:24:12
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents 81wpm (3rd place) avylazyboy (2nd place) twentey (1st place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)