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Racer Brandon (exploitz)
Race Number 96
Date Tue, 23 Oct 2012 22:05:13
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents equiraptor (2nd place) mark40511 (3rd place) physikz27 (4th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)