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Pit Stop
Racer Jesse (eyetype4fun)
Race Number 84
Date Fri, 6 Sep 2013 2:36:34
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents to0z (1st place) waynetyping91 (3rd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)