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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Hapi (face_is_happy) |
| Race Number | 224 |
| Date | Sat, 25 Jun 2022 13:38:35 |
| Speed |
96 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.4% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | kaiten2005 (1st place) khaelnas (3rd place) |
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
 (book)
by Scott Adams
(see stats)
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