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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Fart Noises (fart_noises) |
| Race Number | 312 |
| Date | Fri, 14 Feb 2025 7:40:38 |
| Speed |
75 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.1% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | taingdavy (4th place) |
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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—
Wine for Dummies
 (book)
by Ed McCarthy
(see stats)
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