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Racer farting_john (farting_john)
Race Number 2069
Date Wed, 19 Feb 2025 15:22:53
Speed 49 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.5%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents brader_downside (4th place) jramen (2nd place) kasraclan (1st place) warrinerbros (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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