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Race Result Details |
| Racer | poop (fecesfanatic) |
| Race Number | 788 |
| Date | Tue, 22 Sep 2020 0:37:59 |
| Speed |
97 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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